Star Tricked - The Next Perpetration

Episode 2: Data's Emotions
by Megaera and Brenna Lorenz and Malachi Pulte
This is a radio script parody of Star Trek, in which we learn about an interesting development involving two members of the Enterprise crew.

Data dreaming of the demise of Puffie.  Data dreaming of the demise of Puffie. Drawing by Megaera Lorenz. 

MUSIC: THEME MUSIC /BREAKOUT
 
PICARD Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Her mission: to boldly go where no sentient lifeform has gone before.
DATA Sir. Androids are not lifeforms.
PICARD Data... oh, all right. No sentient being.
DATA What about stupid beings, sir? They far outnumber the sentient ones.
PICARD Data, will you shut up!!!
MUSIC: THEME MUSIC
 
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DATA I cannot go on the next mission. The itching and burning in my disc drive is causing a disturbance in my neural net.
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SINGERS Making things better -- Redox!
MUSIC: TRANSITION THEME MUSIC
 
PICARD Captain's log: We have been unsuccessful in our attempts to deactivate Data's new brother, Puffie. Mr. LaForge was able to temporarily deactivate Puffie by inserting a Minnie Mouse pencil into his anal opening (although no other object appears to work), but apparently Lore has programmed Puffie to restart automatically. Data is malfunctioning with increasing regularity since Puffie's arrival.
NARRATOR Data and Geordi discuss Puffie in Geordi's quarters.
GEORDI Data, you've been coming to my quarters constantly for the past few days! Don't you have anything else to do?
DATA I do not wish to remain in my quarters. I am shorting out more and more frequently in the presence of Puffie.
GEORDI Yeah, I guess I can't really blame you.
DATA Perhaps, if I installed my emotion chip, I could better cope with Puffie.
GEORDI Believe me, Data, you're better off without the emotion chip!
DATA But Geordi, I am continually shorting out. It is most uncomfortable. I fear that if I have to be restarted too many more times, I will suffer permanent damage.
GEORDI Data, if you put in that chip, you'll just short out more than ever. Stay away from it.
DATA Anything is worth a try, Geordi.
GEORDI Okay, go ahead, but don't say I didn't warn you.
DATA If you wish, I will consult Dr. Crusher first.
GEORDI Good idea.
NARRATOR Data returns to his quarters to feed his cat Spot before going to sickbay.
DATA Spot! I have brought you some delicious squid pretzels. I predict you will like them.
SPOT Yowl!
SFX: DOOR OPENING
SFX: SKIPPING FOOTSTEPS
SFX: DOOR CLOSING
 
PUFFIE Oh, hi, big bwudder Data! How are you today?
DATA Not well.
PUFFIE Aw... that'th too bad. But, when life gives you wemmons, make wemmonade! An' evewy cwoud has a thilver lining! A cwoud is jutht a wainbow turned inthide out! An'...
SFX: DOOR BUZZER
 
PUFFIE I'll get it!
SFX: DOOR OPENING
 
PUFFIE Hiya, Cap'n Picard!
PICARD Hello, Puffie. I would like to see your brother alone for awhile.
PUFFIE Okay.
SFX: SKIPPING FOOTSTEPS
SFX: DOOR CLOSING
 
DATA Greetings, Captain. How may I assist you?
PICARD Well... I... I heard that you were thinking of installing that emotion chip.
DATA Yes, sir, I am considering it.
PICARD I... er, just wanted to let you know that I think it's an excellent idea.
DATA That is reassuring, sir. Should I consult with Dr. Crusher?
PICARD Oh, that won't be necessary. Now, Data, be a good man and fetch me a cup of Earl Grey, will you?
DATA (PUZZLED) Yes, sir.
SFX: DOOR OPENING
SFX: FOOTSTEPS
SFX: DOOR CLOSING
 
PICARD Ah, now's my chance! Now where does Data keep that emotion chip...?
MUSIC: SHARP STAB
 
NARRATOR Star Tricked: The Next Perpetration will return after this message.
SINGERS Sparkle fun Borg Queen Barbie!
LITTLE GIRL 1 Wow! Look at her pretty wires!
LITTLE GIRL 2 And she talks, too!
BARBIE I will assimilate you.
LITTLE GIRLS (GIGGLING)
SINGERS Come on, Barbie, let's go assimilate; it'll be so much fun, I can hardly wait!
LITTLE GIRL 1 We want to be assimilated just like you, Borg Queen Barbie!
BARBIE Let's go assimilate the mall!
LITTLE GIRL 2 Oh, boy!
LITTLE GIRL 1 Let's go!
BARBIE Math is hard.
LITTLE GIRL 2 We wanna be dumb just like you, Borg Queen Barbie!
CHEESY AD LADY Let Borg Queen Barbie assimilate your daughter into her collective! Resistance is futile! Accessories sold separately.
MUSIC: TRANSITION THEME MUSIC
 
NARRATOR Geordi LaForge, Data, Puffie, and Dr. Beverly Crusher are in Data's quarters, preparing for the installation of Data's emotion chip.
GEORDI Okay, Data. Hold still. I've got to open your head now.
DATA Proceed.
SFX: CLICK!
 
PUFFIE Oh, boy, oh, boy! Thith is tho exciting! Now Data will have feewings jutht like me, an' he'll get to see how special feewings are!
GEORDI Okay, there we are.
DR. CRUSHER Are you feeling anything, Data?
DATA Well... Puffie's presence seems to be causing some kind of emotional response.
PUFFIE That'th 'cause you wuv me, Data!
DATA Curious. I never imagined that love would be anything like the sensation that I am experiencing right now.
GEORDI Um... I think we'd better discuss that particular emotion a bit later. Are you feeling anything else?
DATA Well, those Care Bears pictures on the wall are stimulating a rather unpleasant emotion.
GEORDI Probably revulsion.
DATA Yes! That is it! I am revolted. I have an intense desire to discharge contaminants from my person via my oral opening.
GEORDI That sounds like revulsion, all right. Only we would say that you feel like you need to puke.
PUFFIE Aw, I think the Care Bearth are cute! They teach you about caring an'... an' sharing an'...
DATA Please remove Puffie from my quarters! He will overload my positronic net!
GEORDI Well, I warned you, didn't I?
PICARD (OVER COMMUNICATOR) Mr. LaForge, report to the bridge. The Borg have been sighted.
GEORDI Yes, sir... and shouldn't Data report to the bridge, too?
PICARD (AFTER A PAUSE) No. He needs time to get used to his emotion chip first.
GEORDI (PUZZLED) Yes, sir.
PICARD Oh, and bring Puffie with you.
GEORDI (DUMBFOUNDED) Puffie, sir?
PICARD Yes, make it so. Now hurry up before the Borg obliterate us!
NARRATOR Mr. LaForge and Puffie report to the bridge.
SFX: DOOR OPENING
SFX: FOOTSTEPS
SFX: DOOR CLOSING
 
PICARD Good. You're here. Geordi, take the helm. Ensign Piecewise, take Puffie to the transporter room and transport him to the coordinates I have written down on this paper.
PIECEWISE But... sir?
PICARD Just make it so! Hurry!
PIECEWISE Um, yes, sir. Come on, Puffie, let's go.
PUFFIE Okay.
RIKER Shall we commence the attack on the Borg cube, sir?
PICARD Not yet. Let's just wait until they receive Puffie.
GEORDI Sir, I have to object. Puffie is truly awful, but even he doesn't deserve to be assimilated.
PICARD Nonsense, Mr. LaForge. Puffie's assimilation will be a service to the entire galactic community. It is the merciful thing to do.
RIKER With all due respect, sir, I have to agree with Geordi. That's a rotten thing to do, even to Puffie. After all, Puffie is benevolent, no matter how annoying he is.
WORF I think the captain's decision was perfectly justified.
UHURA We are receiving a message from the Borg vessel.
PICARD Let's hear it.
BORG VOICE Did you lose this?
SFX: TRANSPORTER
 
PUFFIE Hi, evewybody! I'm back!
PICARD Oh, no!
BORG VOICE We do not wish to add his distinctiveness to our own.
MUSIC: SHARP STAB
 
NARRATOR Star Tricked: The Next Perpetration, will be back after this message from our sponsor.
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MUSIC: TRANSITION THEME MUSIC
 
NARRATOR Starfleet manages to destroy the Borg enclave discovered by the Enterprise. The Enterprise sustains some damage to one of its engines, and Geordi and Data are sent to investigate.
GEORDI Hey, Data, come look at this. I think we're going to need a replacement for this manifold. What do you think?
DATA I do not wish to examine that engine's guts, Geordi. They are most disgusting.
GEORDI Come on, Data. You're supposed to be helping out.
DATA (LAUGHING) Geordi! I have just remembered a joke that Kay Kyser told in a movie in 1940. Would you like to hear it?
GEORDI Data... oh, fine. But then you have to look at this engine.
DATA What did the bug say to the windshield?
GEORDI I don't know. What?
DATA (GLEEFULLY) That is me all over! (LAUGHS)
GEORDI (CHUCKLING) That's pretty funny, Data. Now will you please look at this engine?
DATA (IN MAD SCIENTIST'S VOICE) Yes, master.
SFX: CLANKING AND RETCHING
 
GEORDI Well? What do you think?
DATA I think it is a pretty screwed up piece of junk, all right. Very revolting.
GEORDI Does it need to be replaced or not?!
DATA That depends on whether you want the engine to work or not.
GEORDI Data...!
DATA Geordi... Do you want to hear a joke?
GEORDI No!
DATA (DISAPPOINTED) Oh, Geordi...
GEORDI Well, all right. Let's hear it.
DATA What did the bug say to the windshield?
GEORDI Okay... what?
DATA That is me all over! (LAUGHS WILDLY)
GEORDI But, Data! That's the same joke you just told me!
DATA That is correct, Geordi. Do you not find it funny?
GEORDI But you already told it to me!
DATA But... did you not find it funny before?
GEORDI Yeah, I guess so.
DATA And did I not just tell the same joke?
GEORDI Yes, you did.
DATA Then... why do you not find it funny this time?
GEORDI You see, Data, a joke is only funny the first time you hear it. You know, when it's a surprise and everything.
DATA But... I do not understand.
GEORDI Oh, never mind. Just help me fix this, okay?
DATA (AFTER A PAUSE) Puffie is a poopoo head! (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)
GEORDI Data...
DATA Geordi, is it not amusing to say that Puffie is a poopoo head?
GEORDI Well, it is if you're two years old.
DATA (SIGHS) I fear that even with emotions I shall never understand humor.
GEORDI If your sense of humor is programmed to evolve like the rest of your personality, then you'll probably get the hang of it eventually. But for now, please try to refrain from being humorous, at least while we're working, okay, Data?
NARRATOR Meanwhile, Picard is at Ten Forward, enjoying a drink.
SFX: BACKGROUND CHATTER
 
GUINAN So, how did things go with the Borg, Jean-Luc?
PICARD Actually, rather well, all things considered.
GUINAN Then how come you're in here getting sloshed?
PICARD What? Oh, it's just that something is bothering my conscience.
GUINAN You mean the Puffie incident?
PICARD Er... uh... yes, yes, that's right.
GUINAN Well, if I were you, I'd just be sorry he came back.
PICARD Oh... well, I...
SFX: DOOR OPENING
SFX: FOOTSTEPS
SFX: DOOR CLOSING
 
NARRATOR Data and Geordi enter.
GEORDI Hi, Captain. Um, we're going to need to replace part of that engine that got damaged, and...
PICARD Yes, of course. I... I had better be going. Thank you, Geordi. Good-bye.
GEORDI What's with the Captain?
GUINAN I don't know. He said he was worried about the Puffie incident, but I think it's something else. 
MUSIC: SHARP STAB
 
NARRATOR Stay tuned for more Star Tricked: The Next Perpetration, after this message.
GEORDI Hey, Will, why so glum?
RIKER Here I've just had a long day fighting Borg, I'm all tired out and want to relax with a tall mug of frosty cold beer -- and Guinan's supply has run out.
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SFX: GLASSES CLINKING
 
GEORDI Cheers, Will!
RIKER Yes -- thanks to you and Fletcher Paste Fermentation Concentrate!
SINGERS Fletcher Paste Concentrates -- taste great!
MUSIC: TRANSITION THEME MUSIC
 
NARRATOR Data returns to his quarters after his visit to the Enterprise's bar.
SFX: DOOR OPENING
SFX: FOOTSTEPS
SFX: DOOR CLOSING
 
PUFFIE Hewwo, big bwudder.
DATA Greetings, Puffie.
PUFFIE Hey, Data, I just learned thith wonnerful song fwom Barney! Will you sing it wiff me?
DATA No.
PUFFIE Pweathe?
DATA No!
PUFFIE Aw, pwetty, pwetty, pwetty pweathe wiff a great big ol' cherry on top and wotth of whipped cweam an' sugar an' stwawbewwies an' thtuff?
DATA No, Puffie, I will not!
PUFFIE Okay, it goeth wike this: (SINGING) I wuv you, you wuv me, we're a happy famiwy...
DATA (SINGING LOUDLY) I hate you! You hate me! Let's hang Barney from a tree! With a...
PUFFIE Aw, Data, that'th not nice! Barney is our fwiend!
DATA Puffie, I can finally express the way I feel about you! I think that you are a... a... big poopoo head!
PUFFIE Aw. You must have had a very hard day. I unnerstand. I'll cheer you up by playing my new Smurfs wecord!
DATA Where is that Minnie Mouse pencil?
PUFFIE Oh, I used that... I dwawed a pwetty pitcher! You wanna see my pitcher, Data? It's a pitcher of you an' me standing in fwont of a nice li'l ol' house wiff lots of pwetty flowers an' wainbows an' a nice unicorn an' a big smiley sun up in a bwue sky wiff lots of li'l birdies flyin' round.
DATA But where is the pencil, Puffie?
PUFFIE Aw, I lotht it.
DATA You cannot lose things, Puffie! You are an android! You have perfect recall!
PUFFIE I know. I sorta lotht it on purpose! (GIGGLES)
DATA You are a big fat old poopoo head! And I am going to tell Geordi and Captain Picard and everyone we know that you are a poopoo head! And I do not like you! Not at all!
PUFFIE Aw, Data!
MUSIC: THEME MUSIC
 
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MUSIC: TRANSITION THEME MUSIC
 
NARRATOR Captain Picard is standing in the corridor gazing thoughtfully after Data and Puffie, when the counselor approaches him.
DEANNA Captain... are you all right?
PICARD What? Oh, er, um, yes, of course.
DEANNA Captain, I know something is bothering you.
PICARD Oh, no, no, Deanna, I'm fine.
DEANNA Captain. You're still upset about the incident with Puffie, aren't you.
PICARD Well... I, uh... yes, that's the problem.
DEANNA You know, Captain, Puffie was not harmed by your action.
PICARD Yes, but... he could have been.
DEANNA That's true. But we all make mistakes. When you are in a position of power, things like this happen. It's all right.
PICARD Yes, I know. Thank you, Deanna.
DEANNA That isn't what's really bothering you, is it, Captain.
PICARD Yes! Yes it is!
DEANNA Well, all right. If you want to talk about it any more, you're welcome to.
PICARD Thank you, Counselor.
SFX: FOOTSTEPS /FADE
 
DEANNA (TO HERSELF) I just know there's something else bothering him...
NARRATOR Later, Captain Picard discusses the potential use of Puffie as a secret weapon with Worf.
PICARD If we could somehow find a way to use Puffie against our enemies, just think of how beneficial it would be!
WORF But, sir, what about the ethical issue that seemed to be worrying you so much before?
PICARD Oh, but this would be different. It would be a way of controlling hostile forces through non-violent means. Puffie is always encouraging this himself! I'm sure he would be glad to participate. We just have to ask his permission first.
WORF If I may say so, sir, Puffie was not a terribly effective weapon against the Borg.
PICARD Well, perhaps we weren't persistent enough.
SFX: DOOR OPENING
SFX: FOOTSTEPS
SFX: DOOR CLOSING
 
DATA Greetings!
PICARD Er... excuse me, Worf, I have to go.
SFX: DOOR OPENING
SFX: QUICK FOOTSTEPS
SFX: DOOR CLOSING
 
WORF Data, I believe the captain is avoiding you.
DATA For what reason?
WORF I think that he may be afraid to face you. He feels guilty about sending your brother to the Borg.
DATA Why is that? I do not object to his action. I only wish that Puffie had not returned.
WORF I agree with you, Data. If Puffie were my brother, I believe I would have thrown him out an airlock at the first opportunity. But the captain seems to regret what he has done, nevertheless.
DATA Throw Puffie out an airlock! Hmmm...
MUSIC: SHARP STAB
 
NARRATOR Star Tricked: The Next Perpetration, will return to you after this message.
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SFX: RED ALERT
SFX: SPACESHIP CRASHING
 
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SFX: CHEERING
 
SINGERS Making things better -- Redox!
MUSIC: TRANSITION THEME MUSIC
 
NARRATOR We now return to our program. Data leads Puffie to one of the Enterprise's airlocks.
DATA Puffie, I want to show you something very pretty.
PUFFIE Oh, boy!
SFX: AIRLOCK CHAMBER DOOR OPENING
 
DATA Look at all the pretty stars, Puffie.
PUFFIE Ooooh! They're so beautiful!
SFX: SLAM!
SFX: CONTROL PANEL SOUNDS
SFX: SHLOOK!
 
DATA (LAUGHING) Yes, Puffie, they are beautiful! And now you will be able to look at them for ever and ever!
SFX: DOOR OPENING
SFX: FOOTSTEPS
SFX: DOOR CLOSING
 
GEORDI Hello, Data. What's up? What's with the big grin?
DATA I have just sent Puffie out through the airlock. Now we shall never have to put up with him again!
GEORDI Data! The captain's going to be really upset about this!
DATA He is?
GEORDI Yeah! Haven't you noticed how upset he's been about sending Puffie to the Borg?
DATA I cannot say that I have. I have not spoken to the captain since the installation of my emotion chip.
GEORDI Well, he is upset. Just imagine what he'll think when he finds out about this!
DATA (GLEEFULLY) Well, it is too late now!
GEORDI Data, even if your brother was hard to take, that was no excuse to kill him.
DATA Oh, he is still alive, if you wish to call it that. He is merely no longer aboard the Enterprise.
GEORDI I still can't believe you threw your own brother out an airlock.
DATA Why is that? I find it entirely believable. What is more unbelievable is that I did not do it sooner.
GEORDI Well, I know he was annoying and everything, but all the same...!
DATA I am still unable to comprehend your viewpoint. I fear that my understanding of human behavior is still deficient in many respects. However, perhaps you would feel differently if you had been sharing your quarters with Puffie for the past several weeks.
GEORDI Maybe so.
DATA Do you think that disciplinary action will be taken against me for my behavior?
GEORDI I don't know. That depends on what the captain thinks.
DATA Perhaps I should refrain from telling the captain.
GEORDI Come on, Data. He's sure to notice that Puffie is missing eventually.
DATA That is true.
NARRATOR Data returns to his quarters.
SFX: DOOR OPENING
SFX: FOOTSTEPS
SFX: DOOR CLOSING
 
DATA Hello, Spot! You may come out of hiding now. My brother is gone.
SPOT Meow.
MUSIC: THEME MUSIC
 
NARRATOR Star Tricked: The Next Perpetration, will return after this message.
BORG QUEEN Hi, it's me. Here at the Borg Queen's Pizza Cube, our hot, scrumptious pizzas will come to you straight from the oven, with your choice of delicious toppings -- Distilled Torgonian flatworm mucus, Galoobrian mud-dog plaque, Alurian land-slug glands and lymph sausage are just a few of your options. And for a limited time only, we're offering you a special deal: let us assimilate you, and you get two large pizzas, free! So warp speed over to the Borg Queen's Pizza Cube today. Resistance is futile.
MUSIC: TRANSITION THEME MUSIC
 
NARRATOR Data is in his quarters when the door-buzzer sounds.
DATA Enter, please.
SFX: DOOR OPENING
SFX: FOOTSTEPS
SFX: DOOR CLOSING
 
DATA Greetings, Captain!
PICARD (UNCOMFORTABLY) Hello, Data.
DATA Have you... come to see me about Puffie, sir?
PICARD No, Data. Actually, I have just come to... to see how you are doing... with your new emotion chip.
DATA I am fine, Captain. In fact, right now I am experiencing a very strong emotion... I believe as a result of your presence in this room.
PICARD Yes, Data...? Yes, what is it?
DATA Captain... I find you incredibly attractive!
PICARD Oh, Data...
DATA Captain...
PICARD Data, I have a... a confession to make.
DATA Yes, Captain?
PICARD That emotion chip that was installed in you... I tampered with it. I programmed it so that once it was installed, you would be attracted to bald men in positions of power. Please forgive me, Data! I know it was wrong, but I couldn't help myself!
DATA Oh, Captain. Even without your programming, I know that I would still find you utterly irresistible.
PICARD Oh, Data! Data, I... I love you! I have always loved you... and, Data... will you be my honey bunny?
DATA Yes! Yes, Captain, I will always be your honey bunny.
PICARD Oh, Data... My little dumpling buns... my sweet cakes... my honey muffin... my sugar lips...
DATA Captain... my glucose transistors...
PICARD Glucose transistors?
DATA Yes, Captain. Your terms of endearment always seem to involve a sweet substance followed by a body part or a food item. So I will call you my glucose transistors... my molasses electrodes... my honey battery pack...
PICARD Data... You're so sweet. Data, I know this may be a bit soon, but... but I want to ask a favor of you.
DATA Yes, sir?
PICARD Data... may I see you... without your uniform?
DATA Certainly, sir.
SFX: ZIP!
SFX: CLOTH FALLING
 
PICARD Oh, my! Data, I... I never imagined...
DATA As you know, sir, my father intended me to be an exact physical duplicate of himself. As you can see, however, he was a bit delusional.
PICARD Well... that is very fortunate for us, isn't it, Data?
DATA Yes, sir! Captain... may I see you without your uniform?
PICARD Why... of course, Data.
SFX: ZIP!
SFX: CLOTH FALLING
SFX: BAJOONGKSH!
 
PICARD Oh... what was that?
DATA That was my hydraulic action, sir.
PICARD Oh, my!
DATA As perhaps you are aware, sir, I am fully functional, and programmed in multiple techniques... and, right now, I have an overwhelming desire... to function!
PICARD Oh, Data...
SFX: BAJOONGKSH!
 
PICARD Oh, Data!
SFX: BAJOONGKSH!
 
PICARD Oh, Data!
MUSIC: THEME MUSIC
 
NARRATOR Tune in next time for another exciting episode of Star Tricked, the Next Perpetration, brought to you by Redox, Incorporated.
"My honey bunny"(Photo from Spot's Ode to Data Web Site)

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