STAR TRICKED -- THE NEXT PERPETRATION

by Brenna and Megaera Lorenz and Malachi Pulte

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This is a series of radio script parodies of Star Trek. Star Tricked takes place in a universe parallel to ours, so you may notice some minor (or even not so minor) discrepancies between Star Trek and Star Tricked. For example, Star Tricked includes characters from both the First Generation and the Next Generation. Don't let this worry you; just sit back and enjoy.
 

Roller buttonEpisode 1: Puffie Joins the Enterprise. In this episode, we meet Data's newest android brother.
 
 
 

Roller buttonEpisode 2: Data's Emotions.  In this episode, we learn about an interesting development involving  two of the Enterprise crew members.
 
 

Roller buttonEpisode 3: A Cure for Shnoogie-Woogums, Part 1. In this episode, Dr. Crusher catches a terrible disease, and is cured... sort of.
 
 

Roller buttonEpisode 4: A Cure for Shnoogie-Woogums, Part 2. In this episode, the Enterprise crew seeks a famous Torgonian scientist at the Cotton Club, and gains several new crew members.
 
 

Roller buttonEpisode 5: Star Quirk. In this episode, the Enterprise entertains some mysterious visitors and we learn of a quirk in Data's programming.
 
 

Roller buttonEpisode 6: Geordi LaForgery. In this episode, we learn Q's price for sending the visitors back to their own universe, meet Spock's twin children, and find out something interesting about Will Riker.
 
 

Roller buttonEpisode 7: A Klingon Paradise. In this episode we meet Data's eldest brother (the Prototype!) and learn something about Vulcan reproduction.
 
 

Roller buttonEpisode 8: A New Assimilation Strategy. In this episode, our friends are lured into a mysterious vacation cruise vessel operated by Borg, and we find out why Lore is so nasty.
 
 

Roller buttonEpisode 9: Troi-ing CircumstancesIn this episode, Deanna has her baby, Data has a rough time,  and we meet the redoubtable Spider Babe, Termitièrian ambassador.
 
 

Roller buttonEpisode 10: Long Appetites and Short Tempers In this episode, Data recreates Lal and we get better acquainted with the highly carnivorous Termitièrians.
 
 

Roller buttonEpisode 11: Musical Mishaps: In this episode, Geordi's relationship with Lal evolves, Data has some crossed wires, and the crew picks up some stranded strangers who were lost in space.
 
 

Roller buttonEpisode 12: There's No Place Like Home:  In this episode, we learn the truth about the Space Family Robinson, Beverly finds romance, the Robot gets a name, and we celebrate the holiday season on the Enterprise.
 
 

Roller buttonEpisode 13: Bad Luck! In this episode, the Enterprise, while suffering a series of mechanical problems, receives a reluctant delegate from the planet Bigassia, a transporter-tube stowaway from 20th century Earth, and an unpleasant visit from Lore's Borg.
 
 

Roller buttonEpisode 14: An Ill Wind Blows Good: In this episode, the Enterprise profits from a Borg attack, we find out about some alien social customs, and a disaster is narrowly averted.
 
 

Roller buttonEpisode 15: The Unthings: In this episode, the Enterprise crew finds that they have been infested, professionally, by a plague, and Data gets his emotion chip back.
 
 

Roller buttonEpisode 16: The Divine Uhura: In this episode, Dr. Crusher's family suddenly increases in size, and Lieutenant Uhura gets an unexpected promotion.
 

Roller buttonEpisode 17: An Appetite for Yttrium: In this episode, Anguirus makes himself at home on the Enterprise, and Picard tries to make a deal with the Unthings.
 

These scripts are rated PG-13.

Star Tricked Production Information

Script notes:
For all scripts, you may wish to acquire Star Trek sound effects CDs, which can be obtained from 1-800-TREKKER.

Script 4 requires the following:

  • Cab Calloway performing Minnie the Moocher: Cab Calloway and His Orchestra 1932-1934; Classics vol. 544.
  • Don Redman and his Orchestra (with Bill "Bojangles" Robinson) performing Doin' the New Low-Down: Don Redman and his Orchestra 1931-1933; Classics vol. 543.
  • Brent Spiner performing Embraceable You: Old Yellow Eyes is Back, available from 1-800-TREKKER. (The following remark by Don Redman is not intended to cast aspersions on Brent Spiner's singing, but merely refers to the real Don Redman's dislike of 1940s music.)
  • Don Redman and his Orchestra performing Hot and Anxious: Don Redman and his Orchestra 1931-1933; Classics vol. 543.

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    Script 5 requires:

  • Star Wars theme music.
  • Don Redman and his Orchestra performing Shakin' the African: Don Redman and his Orchestra 1931-1933; Classics vol. 543.

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