Cheese Monkey's Rants

1/12/01    What I really, really hate are these food companies like Taco Bell and Life Cereal that use DOGS in their ads. Like, I want to look at or think about dogs while I'm eating? Dogs smell worse than me! And they lick their own assholes and balls. And they eat shit. They eat cat shit, their own shit and any other shit they can find. And their own shit is all over the place outdoors, which you would think wouldn't happen considering how often they eat it. Once when I was little I barfed and a dog ate it. Whenever that little rat dog on the Taco Bell ad says, "Drop the chalupa," all I can think of is that dog arking one out into a taco shell.

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