One of the
most useless and overpaid employees at any university is the Academic Dean.
For this reason, Heptune is providing a free Online Instant Academic Dean
as a service to all institutes of higher learning. Using Dean Heptune will
enable universities to save hundreds of thousands of dollars in salaries
and free up top-notch office space that could be better utilized by the
people who do the actual work of running the university: faculty, secretaries,
librarians, physical plant personnel and other critical staff. Why pay
for obstructionism and frustration when you can get it free here at Heptune?
Now, we know that not all deans are evil. There are some good deans out there. We have met both of them. You know who you are! This website is devoted to the faculty and other university employees who labor under the heel of all those other deans.
To use Dean
Heptune, select an administrative function below as needed.