When your gal gets home, she wants
to be alone,
She's left a little work undone
at home,
Do it right,
Do it right,
Whatever you're doing, go on, do
it right.
Whenever you're doing whatever you
should,
Just do your best to do it good.
Do it right,
Do it right,
Whatever you're doing, go on, do
it right.
When you have a fight, and you didn't
win,
Buy a shot gun, start over again.
Do it right,
Do it right,
Whatever you're doing, go on, do
it right.
If your gal comes home, she's feeling
tight,
She wants some loving that very
night,
Do it right,
Do it right,
Whatever you're doing, go on, do
it right.
If you're feeling bad 'cause you're
on the shelf,
Get some rope, go hang yourself.
Do it right,
Do it right,
Whatever you're doing, go on, do
it right.
If your gal needs money, how bad
you'll feel,
Go get some money if you have to
steal.
Do it right,
Do it right,
Whatever you're doing, go on, do
it right.
If your wife leaves home every time
you do,
Somebody outside knows more than
you.
Do it right,
Do it right,
Whatever you're doing, go on, do
it right.
When your pal buy your gal a Coca-Cola,
You can bet your life he's playing
her victrola.
Do it right,
Do it right,
Whatever you're doing, go on, do
it right.
The elephant said, when he swallowed
the cat,
"Got a mouth full of kitty, and
it's tight like that."
Do it right,
He did it right!
Whatever you're doing, go on, do
it right.
Published 9/10/99.
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