Other words for flatus:
the nouns: the gas, the product itself, the sound, the types.
aerosolized stool (contributed by Barb
F.)
after dinner mint (contributed
by MW)
aftershocks (small farts that emerge
after a large one - contributed by Cory)
air
air attack (contributed by Hambone)
air biscuit (contributed by IFlatulant)
air monkey (contributed by ILuvDAC)
air pigeon (contributed by Darivian)
air poop (contributed by Tony)
almond toast (contributed by ifartoften)
anal acoustics (contributed by
Hambone)
anal escape of wind
anal exhale (contributed by umrox)
anal emissions
anal oxide
anal retreat (contributed by Hambone)
anus evacuation (contributed by
SobrXSot)
Arkansas barking spiders (contributed
by DrtTweekr)
ars musica
arse blast (contributed by WT of
Scotland)
ass dropping (contributed by Dan
S.)
ass flapper (contributed by Chris
of Texas)
atmosphere of Uranus
backblast (contributed by Craig
T.; the "backblast area" is where the fart can be detected; upon dissipation
of the odor, one can announce "Backblast area all clear!")
backdoor trumpet
back draft (contributed by Steve
R.)
back end blow out (contributed
by PolarBare4)
bae (Danish - contributed by Casper)
barking rats
barking spiders
barley boast (a beer fart -- contributed
by ifartoften)
bean bombers (contributed by Phil
W. and Pat N.)
bean fumes (contributed by Chris(Topher))
beaver leaver (contributed by Hambone)
beer fart
belching clown (contributed by
Hambone)
big spit-up (contributed by Acemantsb)
bilabial fricative
bingo (contributed by Anne)
blampf (contributed by Zack W.)
blanket bomb (contributed by ifartoften)
blare-ass (contributed by Spider
J.)
blinking browneye (contributed
by brakthejedi)
blow-by (a fart that smells especially
awful because it blew by a turd - contributed by Jane of NC)
blow fish
blue angel (ignited fart)
blue bomber
blue darts (ignited fart -
contributed by Ghoul)
blurp (contributed by Snoopidog)
bologna sandwich essence
boomper letters
booty bomb (submitted by Nsanedane)
bork (the sound made by a fart
when you press down in the bathtub - contributed by DeSmReed)
bottom burp
botty burp (England - contributed
by Chris, Chedi Master of Derby)
botty cough (England - contributed
by Chris, Chedi Master of Derby)
bram (Welsh - contributed by Merlyn)
bratwurst bugle (contributed by
ifartoften)
bratwurst butt belch (contributed
by brakthejedi)
brewer's fart (grains and all!)
(from an 1811 slang dictionary, contributed by FOX)
brown air biscuit (contributed
by Ernie C.)
brown-body radiation
brown haze
brown mist
brown speckled mallard (a misty
fart)
brownster (contributed by Craig1573)
brun canard
bubblers
bubbling acid (contributed by ifartoften)
buck snort or
bucksnort (a particularly loud fart - contributed by Brandon of Shreveport
and Ech T.)
bull snort (contributed by ThetaGravy)
bum and flutter
bung blast (submitted by Nsanedane)
bunghole buzzer (contributed by
Ernie C.)
bunsen burners
burners
burp that went astray
burp that comes out the wrong end
butt bark (contributed by ifartoften)
butt bomb (contributed by Ernie
C.)
butt bongos (contributed by ifartoften)
butt breather (contributed by umrox)
butt burps (contributed by the
Robinsons)
butt cheek bubbles (farts emitted
underwater - contributed by casey m.)
butt cheek squeak (contributed
by Pookie)
butthole blowout (contributed by
brakthejedi)
butt moose (contributed by D.W.A.)
butt mutt (contributed by Hambone)
butt trumpets (a rumblimg, bubbling
trumpet-sounding fart - contributed by S.MO.)
butt wind (contributed by Chris
of Texas)
cabbage captivator (contributed
by ifartoften)
can o' chedder (contributed by
Craig1573)
carpet creeper (contributed by
Steve R.)
case of swamp ass (contributed
by Bazzbull)
Chanel No. 2 (contributed by ifartoften)
cheeser
cheese toasty (contributed by Craig1573)
chemical warfare (contributed by
Wyld-Side)
chert (Palauan)
chili killy (contributed by ifartoften)
chold (Palauan)
chou pi (Chinese for "stinking
fart" - contributed by George S.)
chunder (contributed by Tony of
Belfast)
churchhouse creepers
Cincinatti cyanide (contributed
by ifartoften)
colon calamities (contributed by
PLIC2K)
colon cologne (contributed by Tod
G.)
cooked cauliflower cocktail (contributed
by ifartoften)
cornhole tremor (contributed by
Nukiks)
crack rattler (contributed by Ernie
C.)
crepidus (Latin - contributed by
Chris V.)
crunchy frog
cushion creepers
cyanide substitute (contributed
by ifartoften)
davebrok (a stop-and-go kind of
fart - contributed by Skeetkix)
death poot (contributed by meg)
deer grunt (contributed by BassMaster4684)
deer snort
dej (Danish - contributed by Casper)
desert varnish (a wet fart)
dirt road dust (contributed by
ifartoften)
doofu (Oromo of Ethiopia - contributed
by Reed)
doozer (contributed by Snoopidog)
doozy (contributed by Hambone)
double flutterblast (contributed
by gallagher)
drifters
drig (Armenian -- contributed by
PorschFrk)
drive by (contributed by EMINEMIllI)
duck call (contributed by BassMaster4684)
Dutch oven (farting in bed and
pulling the covers over one's head to smell it - contributed by Janice
M.)
eggy whiffo (a particularly sulfurous
emission - contributed by Stiv)
EPA red alert (contributed by ifartoften)
essence of Emeril (contributed
by Mesdabom)
essence of the anus (contributed
by TrollForce Programming Team)
evacuation siren (contributed by
ifartoften)
excreted gas
explosion between the cheeks
extreme fumagatory essence
fang pae (Chinese - contributed
by PGotelli)
fang pi (Chinese - contributed
by George S.)
fannitosis
fanny beep (contributed by Phil
W. and Pat N.)
fanny bubble (contributed by squall5)
fanny halitosis
fart
fart combo (2 or more farts made
within 5 seconds of each other - contributed by red arse)
fartrogen dioxide (1940s era term
- contributed by Rick Taylor)
Fartvergnugen (based on Volkswagen's
slogan: fahrvergnugen, "describing a pleasurable experience - contributed
by Jordan B.)
fat lady delight
fecal clouds (contributed by Nukiks)
fickle fuzz (contributed by Spider
J.)
fing (Hungarian - pronounced "feeng"
- contributed by BOOTS)
fingi
fire in the hole (an ignited fart
- contributed by Hambone)
fizz (contributed by CS Rondeau,
Spider J.)
fizz-fuzz (contributed by CS Rondeau)
fizzy fuzz (contributed by Dick
R.)
flabbergaster
flame throwers
flaming cornhole (contributed by
JAG)
flatulence
flatulencia (Spanish)
flatus
flooper (contributed by Phyllis)
fluff
flurpies
flutterblast (contributed by Ernie
C.)
fly breaking the sound barrier
(contributed by Smoopuppy)
foo-foo (contributed by Hambone)
foyon (Puerto Rican Spanish slang
for a loud, smelly fart - contributed by Jeannie H.)
frump (an underwater fart -- contributed
by Yellybrat)
Furz (German - contributed
by Gray)
fuss (Lebonese) (contributed by
james)
the fuzz (contributed by CS Rondeau,
Spider J.)
the fuzz=fizz (contributed by CS
Rondeau)
gas
gasser
gastronomical reprocussion (contributed
by Lisa)
General Colon Bowel barking commands
(contributed by Hambone)
gooz (Persian - contributed by
Armond)
gross wind
grosse humours
guano-talk
gou pi (Chinese for "dog fart"
- contributed by George S.)
grounds for divorce (contributed
by ifartoften)
grunghee (contributed by Deego)
gurglers
ham slam (contributed by ifartoften)
hanger ("the killer that emerges
the morning after two days of drinking and permeates everything, making
whatever room you were in unusable for at least half an hour" - contributed
by Rob C.)
he (Japanese - pronounced "hay"
- contributed by Jarrod)
Hershey Park (the atmospheric area
occupied by a fart - contributed by pooeater)
Hershey splert (fart accompanied
by a tad of diarrhea - contributed by BoB)
Hershey smoke (contributed by ifartoften)
hissers
hole in the wall gang (multiple
farts - contributed by Hambone)
honksa (Choctaw - pronounced "honk-sa"
-- contributed by Thrashforever)
hot wind (contributed by BLCO7)
Hun Futza (German for "dog fart"
- contributed by DrummerDanDogg)
hurricane (contributed by Ryan)
hydrogen bombs
ignimbrite (ignited fart)
Japanese barking beetles (term
used by servicemen stationed in Japan - contributed by Rob A.)
Jersey torch (ignited fart, from
the movie "IQ" - contributed by Barb F.)
jetwash (from Top Gun - contributed
by ThetaGravy)
jockey jelly (contributed by ifartoften)
kabooms (farts that hurt - submitted
by Cpt. BooBerry)
kanala (Danish - submitted by Mary
S.)
lactose liberation (contributed
by ifartoften)
laughing ass (contributed by Wyld-Side)
the leather cheerio bark (contributed
by Zack W.)
lingers
lort (Danish - contributed by Casper)
love puff (England - contributed
by Chris, Chedi Master of Derby)
low flying geese (contributed by
DjMightyMike)
low flying jets (contributed by
TUTS314)
machine gun sound effects (contributed
by ifartoften)
massive vapor of butt gas (contributed
by Pittimunga)
message from the interior (contributed
by Steve R.)
methane
misdirected burp
Missouri mud ducks (contributed
by Deb)
moon beam (contributed by Hambone)
morning thunder
mouse (contributed by Phyllis)
mousie squeak
mudslapper (contributed by Spittoon)
mush (contributed by Snoopidog)
musical butt (contributed by Ubu3)
the nether belch
nicotine stains in the Hanes (contributed
by ifartoften)
nitrogen nerve gas (contributed
by ifartoften)
nuée ardent (a hot fart
that rolls down the leg burning off all the hairs in its path)
nwonk (a fart that sounds like
a trumpet - contributed by desi42187)
one-cheek sneaks
paad (Hindi - contributed by Sandeep
K.)
pants geese (contributed by Zack
W.)
pants puffer (contributed by Ernie
C.)
passed flatus
passed gas
peaches
pedo (Spanish)
peido (Portuguese -contributed
by Rafael G.P.)
peo (Spanish, used in Dominican
Republic, Puerto Rico and other Latin American regions - contributed by
Ancsea)
pet (French)
petard (contributed by Pitdeolive)
phewie
pip (contributed by andymac)
pluts
poelse (Danish - contributed by
Casper)
poodles (contributed by stephalbert)
poof (contributed by Hambone)
poofume (contributed by andymac)
poo gas (contributed by HeMan)
pooh
pooh noise (contributed by Amanda
J.)
poop fumes (contributed by SPC)
poop without the mess
poopy tunes (contributed by brendan)
poot (contributed by Snoopidog)
pooty pants (contributed by Rz)
popcorn fart (a dry fart) (contributed
by IFlatulant)
pop tarts
power poof (contributed by Hambone)
preets (contributed by Jetdogy)
prison break (contributed by Hambone)
proot-proots (French - contributed
by DD Ramsey)
prootsie (contributed by Jetdogy)
prut (Danish - contributed by Casper)
pudd (Punjabi - contributed by
Sandeep K.)
puffer
puh
puk (Russian - pronounced "pook"
- contributed by Gray)
pulpmiller
pum (Portuguese -contributed
by Rafael G.P.)
purple clouds (as in "I can't smell
nothin' but them purple clouds is sho stingin my eyes!" - contributed by
Chris H.)
putt-putts (contributed by Agnes)
queef (vaginal fart)
queve (a frontal emission from
a woman - contributed by Rz)
rambunctious rectum (contributed
by PLIC2K)
rames (Palauan) (specifically a
high-pitched, long, drawn-out fart)
rare arse (quiet, undulating gentle
sound - contributed by Ron C., from father's Royal Navy terms)
rattler (contributed by Dick M.)
rectal turbulence (contributed
by Randy C.)
rectum roar (contributed by Ernie
C.)
report
ringo (contributed by Stiv)
ringtailed roarer (contributed
by Ron C., from father's Royal Navy terms)
rip ass (contributed by DrummerDanDogg)
ripship (contributed by Spider
J.)
the ripshit (contributed by CS
Rondeau)
ripskin (contributed by the Ripskin
Club)
ripsnorter
road pizza perfume (contributed
by ifartoften)
roevgas (Danish - contributed by
Casper)
rump ripper (contributed by Ernie
C.)
rup rap (diarrhea propelled by
flatus - contributed by Tony of Belfast)
the scented scream (contributed
by Zack W.)
scheet (Dutch)
seam squirrels (contributed by
avernus)
shit fumes (contributed by SPC)
shit propellant
shit vapor (contributed by Anderson
G.)
shit without the mess
silent but deadly (SBD)
silent but violent (SBV) (contributed
by Acemantsb)
silent depth charge (contributed
by M.L.G.)
silent killer (contributed by ifartoften)
silent spadily
sitter air (contributed by Kevin
and Carol O.)
skag (contributed by Bill J. and
Matt K.)
skid (Danish - contributed by Casper)
skidmarks in the shorts (contributed
by ifartoften)
sliders
smelly jelly (a wet fart - contributed
by Rz)
smell-o-rama (contributed by Hambone)
smelts (contributed by Hambone)
smoke rings from behind (contributed
by ifartoften)
smoofer (contributed by C. Whisman)
snak (in the bathtub)
S.O.D. (stench of death) (contributed
by Wacankiyopi)
some asshole behind you talking
shit (contributed by DrtTweekr)
sound spadily
soytoy (contributed by Mark Z.)
space shuttle launch (contributed
by ifartoften)
sphincter whistle (contributed
by Nukiks)
sphincturbulence (contributed by
Hambone)
spitters
squeakers
squib
squiffer (submitted by Nsanedane)
stainer (contributed by Snoopidog)
stale wind (contributed by pdmetcalf)
stench of death (contributed by
Craig)
stink
stinker (contributed by Heather)
surprise (a fart with a lump in
it - contributed by K. Fisher of Virginia)
svaerd (Danish - contributed by
Casper)
taco torpedo (contributed by ifartoften)
talking pants (contributed by Zack
W.)
tear arse (loud, disturbing sound
- contributed by Ron C., from father's Royal Navy terms)
tear ass (contributed by CS Rondeau)
telegram (a message that poop's
on its way - from Proud Farter of Australia)
terminal flatulence
terminal velocity flatulence
three tone fart (contributed by
Acemantsb)
thunder below (contributed by CAP1SGT0)
thunder dumpling (contributed by
Ernie C.)
thunder in the buns
tonage (contributed by Acemantsb)
toop (contributed by Rz)
tooters (contributed by Winters)
toot-toots (contributed by Winters)
trail fart (a fart that follows
the farter - contributed by Jeremy C.)
triple flutter blaster (contributed
by Tobytalks)
triple thunder flutter
trouser cough (contributed by Price)
trouser trumpet
trump (England - contributed by
Chris, Chedi Master of Derby)
turtle (contributed by Tabitha)
tushie belches (contributed by
Mensa)
tush tickler (contributed by Ernie
C.)
underpants lion (contributed by
Zack W.)
veirnt (contributed by Savage897)
ventifact
Victoria's Secret's worst nightmare
(contributed by ifartoften)
vind (Danish - contributed by Casper)
voice of the toothless one (contributed
by Jimmy K.)
warp drive (contributed by Tom)
wet fart (contributed by Mr. Gimpster)
wet one
whallop
White Castle's revenge (contributed
by ifartoften)
whootzie (contributed by DrummerDanDogg)
wind
wind beneath the cheeks (contributed
by Tom R.)
wind breakage (contributed by Kevin
and Carol O.)
windy pops
wizard
yelping spider (contributed by
babybuddha)
zephyr (contributed by BLCO7)
Other words for flatulating:
the verbs: the process, the act.
backfire
bake breeze biscuits (contributed
by John K.)
bake brownies (contributed by digitaIlll)
bark
bend a valve (contributed by Steve
R.)
blow ass (contributed by BassMaster4684)
blow dirt (contributed by HimAgn)
blow dust (contributed by HimAgn)
blow a fart
blow a gasket (a wet one -- contributed
by Steve R.)
blow kisses (contributed by AimDoin)
blow mud (contributed by HimAgn)
blow one's O-ring (contributed
by LittleDavid)
blow smoke
blow the sparkplugs
blurt
boff (England - contributed by
Chris, Chedi Master of Derby)
boom-boom
break the seam (to pass gas with
high velocity or large volume) (contributed by Warren via Julie)
break wind
buang angin (Indonesian)
bust a grumpy (contributed by pooeater)
bust ass (contributed by Nettybugs)
butt yodeling (contributed by Mary
S.)
chemold (Palauan)
clear one's throat
cleft a boofer (contributed by
Steve K.)
colon bowlin' (contributed by Hambone)
cook eggs
couper le fromage (French)
crack ass (contributed by squall5)
crack the ripper (contributed by
brakthejedi)
crepitate
crop dusting (submitted by Bert
of Lubbock) (refers to dropping one while walking past people)
cut a gasser
cut a melon
cut chedder (contributed by Craig1573)
cut muffins (contributed by digitaIlll)
cut one
cut the cheese
cut the provolone
deal one
degas
demonstrate Boyle's Law (contributed
by ifartoften)
dot'dot (Chamoru)
draw mud from the bottom of the
pond (for wet farts - contributed by ThetaGravy)
drop ass (contributed by Dan S.)
drop a cookie
drop a fart
drop a ringo (contributed by Stiv)
drop a rose
drop one (contributed by IRISHGERRY)
drop one's guts (England - contributed
by Chris, Chedi Master of Derby)
effluviate (rural Pennsylvania
- contributed by Mike F.)
emit a fart
erupt one (contributed by Craig)
execute one (Australian - contributed
by Shaun)
fardullah
fart
fart like a popcorn machine (contributed
by SimplyLucy)
fessa (Egyptian Arabic - contributed
by Tarek)
flatulate
float an air biscuit (contributed
by IFlatulant)
flutter the sheets (contributed
by Pedge)
frump
furzen (German -contributrd by
Gray)
fuss (Lebonese) (contributed by
james)
get expelled from stool (contributed
by Hambone)
grunt (contributed by Ell &
Mike)
guff (contributed by Ell &
Mike)
heiny burp (contributed by UsKissels)
he o koita (Japanese for
"rip a fart" - pronounced "hay o' koyita" - contributed by Jarrod)
here comes Freddie
Jag fis (Swedish for "I farted"
- pronounced "yaw fees" - contributed by Slappyf)
kentut (Indonesian)
kill the canary (contributed by
Malachi of Guam)
launch a wifter (contributed by
Hambone)
lay a fart
lay a jellybean (contributed by
Toni of California)
let a toot out the shoot (contributed
by Ron J.)
let a windy (contributed by Tom
H. Jr.)
let fly a fart
let Freddie out of jail (contributed
by Louie "Poohy" Oster)
let Fred out (contributed by Ernie
C.)
let one
let one rip (contributed by ifartoften)
let wind fly (contributed by Kristen)
make a bingo (contributed by Anne)
make a stink
make cheese
make methane
make some underleg noise (attributed
to Ren of Ren and Stimpy; contributed by Maria)
make the sheets flutter (contributed
by Pedge)
ot'ot (Tagalog)
pass gas
peidar (Portuguese -contributed
by Rafael G.P.)
peter (French)
piffle
play the butt trumpet (contributed
by dean)
pollute the atmosphere
poopski
poot
pop corn (contributed by Missyjags)
pop off (contributed by andymac)
pritz (contributed by BOND0069)
puf
pukat (Russian - pronounced "pookat"
- contributed by Gray)
queimar a bota (Portuguese
-contributed by Rafael G.P.)
refine shit particles (contributed
by andymac)
release intestinal gases
ringo (contributed by Stiv)
rip ass (contributed by BassMaster4684)
rip one
rip the canvas (contributed by
andymac)
roar from the rear
shit the bed (contributed by Phil
W. and Pat N.)
shoot bunnies (contributed by Grim's
mother)
shoot the breeze (contributed by
Tom R.)
sink my battleship (contributed
by MoonLily88)
sneeze in one's pants (contributed
by BajaMerc200)
spider's barking (contributed by
TamieToo)
spill one's guts (Australian -
contributed by Wayne)
split the seam (to pass a small
but signficant amount of gas) (contributed by Warren via Julie)
start a Harley (contributed by
Steve R.)
start the engine
step on a duck (submitted by Tina
J.)
step on a frog
step on a fart snake
stink out loud
stomp on the barking spider (contributed
by ML)
strike mud (contributed by Cuda2
of Georgia)
strip a gear (contributed by Steve
R.)
supply it
taint ripper (your taint in that
little piece of skin between your ass and your whatsit?
It taint ass and it taint
whatisit - contributed by Mary S.)
toot
vent (contributed by Mosh6674)
winden laten (Dutch)
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