Drawing of skuggs and frews on a plate.

WELCOME TO THE FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR WEBRING!

Hello, and welcome to the Food and Drink Humor Webring! This ring is intended to unite  humorous sites concerned with any aspects of food or drink, including food/drink preparation, kitchen utensils, restaurants, recipes, eating, drinking, dieting, digesting or processing food, disgusting food or drink, or bar jokes. If you want to join the ring, your site must:

1. be a funny site about some aspect of food or drink;
2. contain no pornographic or racist content;
3. display the ring fragment on your food/drink page. This ring fragment must be put on the page to which your url directs the user, and not some other page (a webring page, for example). The idea is to make the ring easy to navigate! Your site will be taken out of the ring if it does not have the fragment displayed on your food/drink page.

      Now, here are the basic steps to adding your site to the ring:

1. Fill out the form. You can find it by clicking here. This will add your site to the queue, and I will look your site over as soon as possible. I will then inform you by e-mail whether or not your site was accepted into the ring.

2. Copy this html fragment and paste onto your food/drink humor page: (Or you can get it off the e-mail message that you will receive.)

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<CENTER><B><FONT FACE="Times New Roman">This <A HREF="http://www.heptune.com/foodumor.html">Food and Drink Humor Webring site</A></FONT></B></CENTER>

<CENTER><B><FONT FACE="Times New Roman">is owned by <A HREF="mailto:youremail@you.com">YOURNAME HERE</A>.</FONT></B><FONT FACE="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></CENTER>

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3. Change the youremail@you.com and YOURNAMEHERE to your valid email address and your name or screen name. Change the _site_id_here_ places to your site id, such as 11 or 203, whatever your id number is.

4. Download the image shown at the top of this page. After you have done all this, the banner should look like the one shown below.

5.Email me and tell me that your site is ready to be added to the ring and I'll add it as soon as possible. If you don't email me, you'll still be added eventually.

6. That's it! I will try to list your page soon.
 If you have any trouble at all with the above instructions, please email me.
 

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