A praying mantis woman, she got a heart just like lead,
Oh, a praying mantis woman, she bites off her poor man's
head,
But a golden egg bug woman makes you wish you was dead.
Had a golden egg bug woman, she treated me so unkind,
Had a golden egg bug woman, she treated me so unkind,
Just asked her to love me, she laid her eggs on my behind.
Oh, those eggs, they sure do weigh you down,
I mean, those eggs, they sure do weigh a body down,
And those ants, they torment you, just keep doggin' you
'round.
Now listen, let me tell you what a golden egg bug woman
will do,
Listen, and I'll tell you, what a golden egg bug woman
will do,
If you're with another woman, she'll lay eggs on both
of you.
I tried to shake 'em, tried to scrape 'em away,
I mean I tried to shake 'em, tried to scrape 'em away.
But those eggs will be with me till my dying day.
Don't trust no golden egg bug woman, she'll only do you
wrong.
Don't trust that golden egg bug woman, she is sure to
do you wrong,
She'll say that she loves you, just wants to use you
all along.
Published 6/22/01.