He's eight foot two, full of vim,
All the men are scared of him.
My friend John,
My friend John!
He hugged a lion when he was a kid,
He killed him like old Samson did!
My friend John,
My friend John!
Whenever a new gal comes to town,
He's the first to call around.
My friend John,
My friend John!
The doctor said he had nine lives;
When he was eight he had ten wives!
My friend John,
My friend John!
He kissed a new gal on her hand,
She screamed out loud, "Oh, what
a man!"
My friend John,
My friend John!
He fought three men so long and
hard,
Dug up all the dirt in the yard;
My friend John,
My friend John!
He hugged a gal with all his might,
They said she died that very night.
My friend John,
My friend John!
Takes all the police force in town,
When he gets rough, to break him
down,
My friend John,
My friend John!
I just give him all of my gin,
Because he likes me, I'm his friend!
My friend John,
My friend John!
Sure is tight, without a doubt,
He turned a black bear wrong side
out!
My friend John,
My friend John!
Gals are all a-scared of him,
They'll do most anything for Jim,
My friend John,
My friend John!
Miss Betty Jo, he couldn't trim,
Because she was too much for him!
My friend John,
My friend John!
Published 9/17/99.
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