Our family doctor is the best vaccinator
in town!
He has proved it for many miles
around.
He done proved it!
He vaccinated Sister Hannah last
Sunday morn;
When her husband came home, she
had packed and gone.
Our family doctor is the best vaccinator
in town!
Now, our family doctor is the best
vaccinator in town!
What kind of man is that?
"Don't vaccinate me on my arm,
I wash and iron," said Miss Brown.
Heh, heh!
"Where can I vaccinate you?" said
the doctor with a frown.
She said, "Well, doctor, it's seldom
I sit down."
Our family doctor is the best vaccinator
in town!
Our family doctor is the best vaccinator
in town!
Yes, Lord!
He's some vaccinator, yes, he's
a vaccinatin' hound;
When he sticks his needle into
your skin,
You can tell the world it's too
bad, Jim.
Our family doctor is the best vaccinator
in town!
Now, our family doctor is the best
vaccinator in town!
Tell the truth!
Don't none of you sisters turn
our good doctor down!
He vaccinated Sister Lou and Sister
So-and-so,
Every time they seen him, they
wanted some more!
Our family doctor is the best vaccinator
in town!
Now, our family doctor is the best
vaccinator in town!
Yeah?
He's so easy he never makes a sound,
No, no, he don't!
He take his big needle, put it
in his hand,
He knows how much each sister can
stand.
Our family doctor is the best vaccinator
in town!
Our family doctor is the best vaccinator
in town!
It looks like all the women just
run him down.
Sure enough!
He told Sister Jenkin and Sister
Mary Brown,
If you miss his vaccinatin', may
not be nothing to be found.
Our family doctor is the best vaccinator
in town!
Now, our family doctor is the best
vaccinator in town!
Don't laugh at him, because he
ain't no clown.
If you don't think his vaccinatin'
is tight,
Just call 'round his office 'most
any night;
Our family doctor is the best vaccinator
in town!
Published 9/17/99.
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