The Poop Thesaurus

compiled by Brenna Lorenz

Other words for poop:

The lists below are divided into several categories:

Poop (the stuff, nouns)

aeolian deposit (stain left after an overly ambitious fart)
ah-ah
alpha class (contributed by Kuestiq)
amorphous deposit
anal butter (contributed by STONEB0LD)
anal outlet (contributed by Screechr86)
anal output
anal snakes (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
anal stainall (contributed by Robin T.)
apu (contributed by Filthyn)
argol
ass apple
ass astronaughts (contributed by Matt)
ass explosion (result of eating greasy or oily foods -- contributed by Stephen C.)
ass flakes (contributed by Lordmetal3)
ass goblins (contributed by Lordmetal3)
ass kabobs (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
ass monkeys (contributed by Lunacy)
awk (contributed by Ranbonyinger)
awkie (contributed by Ranbonyinger)
baby boy or girl (contributed by Catgsg21)
bean (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
bean strings (little strings that sometimes hang off turds - contributed by David C.)
ben (Japanese - contributed by Ghoulslime)
big ol' Texan (contributed by Timzx)
black banana
blind eels (contributed by ELDRM)
blivic (10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag)
BM
body wax
bollio (Spanish - pronounced "bo-yo" - contributed by Erica and Alison)
bologna stix (contributed by SWEATY4)
bomb dump (a poop that hits the water with such intensity that water is splashed all over one's buttocks)
Bondi cigar (from the Austrailian Bondi Beach, where such objects are seen floating in the water - contributed by Bobo)
boo-boo (when in pants)
bootycakes (contributed by Lunacy)
boulder
bowel movement
brown balls (contributed by Lordmetal3)
brown bear coming out of his cave (contributed by Tommie)
brown birds (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
brown bobbin' ball (contributed by WD714)
brown bomb (contributed by IVIaDmAn)
brown cock (contributed by Popi8899)
brown dildo (contributed by Popi8899)
brown dragons (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
brown hotdog (contributed by Robert P.)
brownie
brown remnants (contributed by Robert P.)
brown trout (contributed by Maxisguy)
bum brownie
bum nuggets (contributed by Erica and Allison)
bun fudge (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
business
butt butter (contributed by Chris B.)
butt clusters (contributed by Jrandolo)
butt gnome (contributed by popothepoop)
butt mud (contributed by joe)
butt nugget turdies (contributed by Babygirl)
butt nut (contributed by Yourmamy)
button
byun (Korean - contributed by Ghoulslime)
caca (Mexican slang - contributed by Brandon P.)
cagada (Mexican)
cagadita (Mexican Spanish for small poop - contributed by Brandon P.)
cagadota (Mexican Spanish for huge poop - contributed by Brandon P.)
calabaza (Mexican Spanish slang, literally "pumpkin" - contributed by Brandon P.)
carbuncles (contributed by SWEATY4)
chi-chi
chicken pecking out of one's butt (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
chit (from south of the border - contributed by Tommie)
chocolate banana
chocolate bread loaf (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
chocolate channel chewie
chocolate delight (contributed by ITZtheRUFFrydaz)
chocolate exports (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
chocolate hostage (contributed by Smithy of Australia)
chocolate soldier (contributed by Mike K.)
choda (contributed by SWEATY4)
Chubacca chunks (contributed by Screechr86)
chunks (contributed by Stairmaster33)
chunky poop (contributed by DaBizKit)
chyme clay (contributed by Robin T.)
cigar fish (refers to a turd in the surf or bath - contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
clinker
cocky
codswallop
coeliac flux
coeliac passion
colon cannonballs (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
colon cobras (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
corndogs
corn eyed brown trout (contributed by Renee C.)
corn eyed butt snake (contributed by Lowing9763)
corn kernal poopie (contributed by Abeoww99)
corn loaf
corn massacre (contributed by Cheetah)
corn porphyry
crab apples (contributed by PGotelli)
crap
crapola
crapsters (contributed by Filthyniga)
creamy butt nuggets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
crud
crusty critters (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
crut (French)
cupcakes (contributed by Filthyniga)
dark catsup (contributed by SurfWithCowz)
dead soldier
defecation
dejecta
demo (Russian - contributed by Gray)
digested Crayola box (contributed by Cheetah)
dirt
diver down (contributed by Kuestiq)
do-do
dobby
dollup (contributed by Tommie)
dong (Korean - contributed by Ghoulslime)
doo
doobs
doodie
doodle (contributed by Tommie)
doodly-squat
doo-doo (contributed by Tommie)
dookie
dookie doo
dookie-doop-droop (contributed by Lunacy)
down periscope (contributed by Cheetah)
dreck (Yiddish)
drol (Dutch)
dropping
dump
dumpette
dung
Dunkin' Donuts (contributed by KingofDucks)
Easter Bunny's present (contributed by Cheetah)
egesta
ejecta
ejectamenta
excrement
excreta
Exlax excretion (contributed by Tommie)
exuviae
fart surprise (unexpected poopies - contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)
fecal browns (contributed by Red)
fecal matter (contributed by Filthyn)
fecal pellet
feces
feces freeway find
feculence
flabby chunks (contributed by Jawsoccer48)
floater (one that won't flush)
floaties (little floating ones - contributed by David C.)
foeces
food baby (contributed by Floyd of California)
the fourth teletubby (contributed by Neonpax)
frightened turtle (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
fudge
fudge brownie
funky monkey (contributed by ILuvDAC)
glade plug-ins (contributed by Robert P.)
glitch
gobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)
gobjobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)
golden brownies (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
googe
govno (Russian)
grandpas (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
grunties (contributed by BLAH0761)
ha-ha
ham (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
hardened fudge nuggets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
hawky
hell's candy (contributed by Yourmamy)
himno (Ukrainian)
hockey
hocky
Hoffenmist (German)
ho-hoes (contributed by Filthyn)
honey
hoya
hyzenga
ice cream (from the Cheech and Chong movie, Up in Smoke - contributed by Fry)
Indian rug burns (contributed by GodspeeDB)
intestinal sculpture (contributed by Dan and Vicky H.)
Irish shave
jakes
jobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)
jobby (Glasgow)
john dillinger (contributed by Mary S.)
jujubees (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
junglebug (contributed by 95.j.baskaya)
kaka
kakashka (Russian "piece of poop" - contributed by Gray)
keech (Glasgow)
keester cakes (contributed by Allison, Erica and Kelly)
kiki
kisses (contributed by Autumn)
kuso (Japanese - contributed by Ghoulslime)
lientary
lienteria
lincoln logs (contributed by Shawne L.)
little army men (contributed by Filthyn)
load
loaf
log
looloos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
lump (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
lumpy fart
majon (Spanish - a big turd - contributed by Junibomb)
marbles (contributed by Tommie)
marble shits (contributed by Tommie)
McShits (the shit you get after eating at McDonalds) (contributed by Jen)
merda (Italian and Spanish - contributed by Gray)
merde (French)
mess
miercoles (Mexican Spanish slang, literally "Wednesday" - contributed by Brandon P.)
mierda (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)
mierde (Spanish)
minga
Mississippi mud (contributed by SSCriminl2)
mojon (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)
monglin cluster shit (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
monkey tail (contributed by Julia1G)
monsters that can choke donkeys (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
mooky-stinks (contributed by MonkeyCube)
moomoos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
Mr. Hanky (contributed by IceCube239)
muck
muky stinks (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
mud bunny
mudfat balls (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
nib
nip
nookie cookie (contributed by IceCube239)
nugs (contributed by Lunacy)
number two
nunny (contributed by Fullten2)
oples and bononos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
ordure
package (contributed by Poopmaster)
pancake
peanut butter poop (poop that resembles chunky peanut butter - contributed by KickBaba)
pellets (contributed by Tommie)
pile
pipicaca (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
plop
poo
poop
poop deck (contributed by Cheetah)
poopie
poopie doobles (contributed by Abs0lutelynot)
poopie pie (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
poopies (contributed by Allison and Lauren)
pooplets (contributed by Rachel)
poopness (contributed by Filthyn)
poop on a log (contributed by Allison and Lauren)
poop on a stick (contributed by Allison and Lauren)
poopoo
poo-poo platter (contributed by Steve)
poopsey (contributed by Filthyn)
poopsie lala
poopstains (smears of poop in the underwear) (contributed by Thomas)
poopsters (contributed by Filthyn)
potty animals (contributed by Filthyn)
product of Uranus
pudding (contributed by LUGZONU)
puddin' taine (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
pung (contributed by Tommie)
race time (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team)
rectal feedback (contributed by Robert P.)
rectum warriors (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
returds (contributed by Filthyn)
root beer float (contributed by 2 stupid people)
scat (contributed by Codydavipr)
Scheisse (German - contributed by Gray)
schijt (Dutch)
scrapper (contributed by TronDX)
scuba divers (contributed by Filthyn)
sea pickle (contributed by JKOTE1)
sewage
sewer serpents (contributed by SWEATY4)
sewer trout
shat (contributed by Blink182qp)
shit
shit brick (contributed by Allison and Lauren)
shite
shitlets (contributed by Robert P.)
shit on a shingle (contributed by Junibomb)
shit on a stick (contributed by LUGZONU)
shitsicles (frozen poop - contributed by DopeyAS)
shitsters (contributed by Filthyn)
shiza (German - contributed by ECWBalls)
sissy (contributed by Lisa L.)
skata (Greek)
Skeet (Danish - contributed by Mary S.)
smelly seaweed (contributed by Robert P.)
smoked ham (contributed by SWEATY4)
snap (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
soil
space slug (contributed by Neonpax)
sphincter spear (contributed by Robert P.)
splasher (contributed by Yourmamy)
squat
S.R.T. (from a child's misspelling of "shit" - contributed by HtsCheese)
Stanley Steamer (contributed by HottNikkels54)
steamer
stercoration
stercum (Latin - contributed by John M.)
stinky log (contributed by Greg I.L.)
stinky pinky (contributed by Silky)
stool
Stoolgang (German)
stoolie
stuff
submarine
Super Shit Man (contributed by Filthyn)
sweet violet
tahi (Malay)
taki (Chamoru)
tangy butt nuts (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
tatertots (contributed by GodspeeDB)
team meeting (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team)
that ain't chocolate puddin'! (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
thirty second buzz (contributed by Nrdbmber)
tinky winky (contributed by Filthyn)
toast
toileteers (contributed by Screechr86)
toilet orphan (contributed by Robin T.)
toilet twinkie (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
tom cruise missiles (contributed by Sickness74)
tootsie roll
tord (Old English)
toxic turdeys (contributed by LaysTatoChips222)
toy-toy
tree trunks (contributed by Lordmetal3)
tukhus matter
turd
turd tunnel tasty
turtle head poking out (contributed by METALLICA8681 and Cardicum)
turtle tail (contributed by Kris)
tutti (Hindi - contributed by PRECIOUS8582)
uchra (Arabic - contributed by Lilliz23456)
unko (Japanese - contributed by Rik)
wad
water log (contributed by Yourmamy)
the whole shebang (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
wolf bait (contributed by Lunacy)
yellow submarine (contributed by Filthy)
yetto
yit
yukky

Poop (to do it, the verbs)

air out the anus (contributed by Neonpax)
air out the ass (contributed by Neonpax)
arc one out
ass sneezing (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
awk one's pants (contributed by Ranbonyinger)
back the big brown caddy out of the garage (contributed by JERGENISDEAD)
ba-doop (from the sound of a turd striking the water)
bajsa (Swedish)
bake brownies (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
big jobby (contributed by "concerned about crap")
bite a train (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
blast a dookie (invented by Sonicpat and contributed by Stairmaster33)
blast the pinworm cannon (contributed by drwho)
bloop (from the sound it makes hitting the water - contributed by Mary S.)
blow
blow some mud
bob for apples (contributed by Neonpax)
bog
buang air besar (Malay, lit.: "to throw big water")
build a log cabin
burners (poop that burns after eating spicy food - contributed by torrance crump)
bury cable (contribted by Dave R.)
bust a crumpy (contributed by Megaera)
bust a grumpy (contributed by HottNikkels54)
bust a dook (contributed by Nrdbmber)
bust a shit (contributed by SpRyOko700)
bust ass (contributed by STFALCONS)
cagando (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)
call one's uncle
christen the comfort station (contributed by Silky)
chuck the football (contributed by Neonpax)
clean one's colon (contributed by Big Will)
clear the air
clip a biscuit (contributed by Melissa R.)
cocken (Yiddish)
cook some beans (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
cop a shit
crap
cut off a load (contributed by Bigbear1289)
defecate
desecrate the throne room
dirty one's diaper (contributed by Tommie)
dispatch a Yankee (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
dive bomb
do a dog
do business with John (contributed by popothepoop)
doodle (contributed by Tommie)
do one's daily duty (or doody)
do one's dirt
do poopsie
do some paperwork (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team)
do the backdoor trot (contributed by Tommie)
do the doo (contributed by Big Will)
down the periscope (contributed by Neonpax)
down the proctoscope (contributed by Megaera)
download 5MB (or 10MB for a larger poop) (contributed by Mitch of California)
drop a bomb (contributed by Tommie and by TrollForce Programming Team)
drop a brick (contributed by LUGZONU)
drop a chalupa (contributed by Beacher)
drop a deuce (contributed by Skiba)
drop a fat load (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
drop a load
drop an atomic bomb (contributed by Lauren)
drop a nuke (contributed by ArchDelux46)
drop ass goblins (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
drop a stinky log (contributed by Greg I.L.)
drop a wad in the porcelain god
drop doo-doo depth charges (contributed by Bill B. of Philly)
drop musTURD gas (contributed by Bill B. of Philly)
drop one from the poop deck (contributed by Lauren)
drop one's wax
drop some bait
drop some friends off at the lake (contributed by Cardicum)
drop the kids off at the pool (contributed by Shmoozie2 and JKOTE1)
drown a mud bunny (contributed by church)
dump
dump a dead grandma (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
dump a load
dump truck (contributed by AllyBallyGirl)
ease nature
een drol draaien (Dutch)
eject a round brown disc (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)
empty the manure spreader
empty the poop shoot (contributed by IVIaDmAn)
evacuate one's bowels
excrete fecal matter (contributed by Neonpax)
expel (contributed by Tommie)
expunge (contributed by Tommie)
feed the dog
feed the goldfish
fill the pot (contributed by Mary S.)
fire rear thrusters (contributed by Bill B. of Philly)
float a log (contributed by Tommie)
flunk a dunk (contributed by Claudia O.)
free the chickens from the coop (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
free the legless dog to sea (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
frisbee a bun fudge (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
frog a log (contributed by Karl P.)
gagas (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
get a burning desire to sit on porcelain
give birth to a black eel (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
give birth to a food baby (contributed by Floyd of California)
give birth to a marine
give birth to a VB programmer (contributed by Badabing)
give birth to submarines
give of oneself
give sacrifice to the porcelain god (contributed by Eric P.)
go backwards
go clip a yam (contributed by Alicia of Irvine, CA)
go cocky
go for a Tom Tit (Cockney)
go grunt
go number 2 (contributed by Cardicum)
go pop
go stinky
go to bog
go to the library
grow a tail (contributed by JBridgeE)
grump (contributed by Sawa)
grunt (contributed by Tommie)
hang a rat (contributed by Red)
have a bowel movement
have a turtle head poke out (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
have some fun (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
help out Dunkin' Donuts (contributed by KingofDucks)
hit the can
honey dip
jakksy (Polish - contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
jumpers away (contributed by Lowing9763)
kakat (Russian - contributed by Gray)
kaknel (Armenian - contributed by PorschFrk)
kill a dead eagle (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
launch a log (contributed by Big Will)
launch a sub (contributed by Kuestiq)
lay a brown egg (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)
lay a deuce (contributed by xxfredxx)
lay bricks (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
lay cable (contributed by Mary S.)
lay pipe (contributed by CHZS1219)
lay a turd
lay some sledge (contributed by LUGZONU)
leave a deposit
leave a shit
let a brown snake out of the cave (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)
let out the pooch (contributed by dean)
let the dogs loose (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
let the firetrucks loose (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
lose a farting contest
lose ten pounds in one minute
make
make a caca (contributed by Cardicum)
make a chocolate hamburger (contributed by WD714)
make a deposit in the drop box (contributed by Nrdbmber)
make a deposit in the porcelain bank (contributed by Mgobluefan)
make a house (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
make a little junk (contributed by SurfWithCowz)
make a loaf
make a pass (as in drag racing - contributed by Jake)
make everything come out all right
make poopie
make room (contributed by Beij B.)
make the donuts (contributed by KingofDucks)
make the people in the apartment below scream in agony (contributed by Jammanz1)
man the deck (contributed by Cheetah)
meditate
misfart
mold an action figure (contributed by SpongeBob)
move the mail (contributed by Jill W.)
murder a mud bunny (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
murder a shit (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
park a load
pass the ass bass (contributed by Beij. B)
pay a visit to the old soldier's home
pay one's doctor bill
pinch a loaf
piss backwards
pitch a log (contributed by Claudia O.)
plant potatoes
plop a load
plunk (contributed by Tracy W.)
poop
poot (contributed by Cello6909)
press a loaf
purp (contributed by BecK98MjR)
push brown (contributed by Cheetah)
recycle some cellulose
refill the bowl with chili (contributed by ML CAR AUDIO)
release the chocolate hostage (contributed by Smithy of Australia)
relieve oneself
relieve the bowels
revolve the beavers (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
ride the porcelain pony
scheissen (German - contributed by Gray)
send a fax (contributed by lin)
send a log to float (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
send some sailors to sea (contributed by Lowing9763)
shake one's grates (contributed by Melissa R.)
shit (contributed by Gray)
shoot ("George Carlin says that shoot is shit with two o's" - contributed by Tommie)
shoot a dog
shoot bunnies (contributed by James Y., Alabama)
shump (contributed by Sagoria23)
sink submarines
sit on the crapper (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
sit on the throne
sit on the throne of porcelain (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
skita (Swedish)
smell up the house with horrible turd fumes (contributed by Jammanz1)
smoke a brown dooby (contributed by Neonpax)
soil one's pants
sparkle (contributed by Dazed)
spend a penny (British)
spike a bird's nose (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
sprout a tail (contributed by CoreyW66)
squat
squat and push (contributed by popothepoop)
squeeze a fresh slurpy (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
step into the office (for adults who spend an excessive time in the bathroom at work - contributed by Jake)
stinky doop (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team)
stock the pond with some brown trout (contributed by TULLSPRING)
take a crap
take a digi (contributed by Kralltown)
take a duke (contributed by Whrlaway41)
take a dump
take a good crap
take a lovely (contributed by Dwheeler4jesus)
take a plane crash - no survivors (contributed by Preston G.)
take a plumper (contributed by J78CHEEKS)
take a rest (contributed by Cardicum)
take a shit
take a snap (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
take care of one's business
take the Browns to the Super Bowl (contributed by Floyd of California)
take the mains offline and eject the warp coil (contributed by Paul S.)
talk to a man about a horse (contributed by Aussie)
throw a chip (contributed by RadBrit)
torque a wicked cable (from Final Destination - contributed by Catman1229, ICQ 60092705)
trash the hash (contributed by Neonpax)
unhitch a load
unload
visit Mr. Hanky (contributed by SurfWithCowz)
visit the chamber of commerce
void one's bowels
wash the walls (contributed by Silky)
william shattnering (contributed by nic and friends)
work on a grunt sculpture (contributed by Chris B.)
yell at Mrs. Johnson (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)

Diarrhea

angry firefighters (contributed by Big Will)
Aztec two-step
backdoor trots
back door truts (contributed by CrAzYMiC98)
back way spray (contributed by CrAzYMiC98)
Bass ass (after a night of hard drinking - contributed by Shawn)
blow mud (contributed by Lowing9763)
blow out (contributed by Mary S.)
boggy
booty hole burnout (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
booze poos (same meaning as Bud mud - contributed by Marc K.)
bottom barf (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)
brown bubbles (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
brown gatorade (contributed by Robert P.)
brown river
Bud mud (after a night of hard drinking - contributed by Shawn)
burning urge (contributed by Big Will)
butt dribblets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
butt drool  (contributed by Stinky)
butt gravy (contributed by Lowing9763)
butt juice (contributed by Schlilo)
butt piss (contributed by Timzx)
butt puke (contributed by Jill W.)
butt squeezings (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
Captain D (contributed by torrance crump)
cha cha agua (Spanish - literally "shit water" - contributed by Captain Jeremy H.)
chocolate explosion (contributed by Patrick R.)
chocolate thunder (contributed by Tommie)
chorro (Mexican Spanish for "You got the flu in your hole" - contributed by Brandon P.)
churras (Puerto Rican slang - contributed by Jeannie H.)
colly wobs
colon blow (contributed by Lowing9763)
Delhi belly
diarea (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)
diarrhea
diatreme
dingbats
down-dru-me's (Notre Dame Bay, Newfoundland)
drizzly shits
Dünnschiss (German - contributed by Gray)
Durchfall (German - contributed by Gray)
fireworks (contributed by Redwing2004)
flats (contributed by Mary S.)
foul-up (when you don't make it to the toilet in time - contributed by Steve D.)
galloping trots (contributed by Danny K. of Florida)
G.I. shits
G.I. trots
G.I.'s
golf course accident (contributed by Marc K.)
gravy
green-apple quickstep
green apple spatters (contributed by Top Dog)
green apple splatters (contributed by Critic221)
green apple squirts (contributed by ITZtheRUFFrydaz)
grizzly shits
Havana omelet (contributed by Rick N.)
Hershey squirts
hibbey-jibbies
hog cholera
human expresso machine (contributed by Patrick R.)
jalapeno tugboat ride (contributed by Rick N.)
Jerry-go-nimble
Johnny trots
liquid poop (contributed by LUGZONU)
lucy bowels
lurkies
Mexican heartburn
Montezuma's revenge
movies
Mr. Poopy Pants (contributed by Jill W.)
mudslide (contributed by Allbiz74)
Nefertiti's revenge (diarrhea that afflicts one in Egypt - contributed by Tommie)
oil spill (contributed by Jill W.)
oohs and ahs (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
pee butt (contributed by Trinitey2000)
Pennsylvania quickstep (contributed by Tommie)
Pharaoh's revenge
pizzarhea (runs resulting from the consumption of pizza)
ponos (Russian - contributed by Gray)
poopsie-lao
puke out one's asshole (contributed by Fartinabox)
red anal rovers (contributed by Big Will)
runs
Russian shits
rusty water (British - contributed by Sarah and Kevin)
San Francisco shits (contributed by Calvin T.)
sauerkraut surge (contributed by Tommie)
scires (contributed by Barny44627)
screaming mimis
scudders
scurvies (contributed by Barny44627)
scutters (Notre Dame Bay, Newfoundland)
shitathlon
shits
shitting through a screen door and never touching a wire (contributed by Steve D.)
shooting soup (contributed by TOOMS722)
shorts
sizzling shits (contributed by Mary S.)
skithers (Quebec English)
skitters (Quebec English)
slides (contributed by Sickness74)
slippery poo
slurry
spit-winkle (contributed by CCITurlo)
squiddle (contributed by Mary S.)
squirters
squirts
squitters
sul-sa (Korean - contributed by TJumper78)
summer complaint
supersonic sewer sauce
tapass (contributed by SwimDFly15)
ten-twenties (10 seconds to shit, 20 minutes to wipe)
toilet bowl stew (contributed by Patrick R.)
touristas
trots
trout chili (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
turkey trots
urgents
Vienna squirts (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
volcanic whoopies
waterworks (contributed by Robert P.)
watery explosive (contributed by Sara C.)
weeping drizzlies (diarrhea resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol and Mexican food - contributed by James W.)
wild butt (contributed by TReVO)

Animal Droppings

alley apples (urban horse deposit)
backyard trot treats (dog)
bird lime
bolus (rodent)
bovidung (cow)
buffalo chips
calling card (dog)
carabao biscuits
cattle cookies
chimp chunks
chocolate chips (rodent, rabbit)
clam crunchies
cocoa puffs (rodent, rabbit)
coo plab (cow - Scotland)
cow chips
cow farts (Newfoundland)
cow flops
cow patties
cow pies
cow plate (Newfoundland)
cow platter (Newfoundland)
cow plop
cowslip
dog dirt
dog doo
dog logs
dog mess
doggy doolie
doggy sausage
droppings
dung (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
dung patties (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
elephant cookies
elk duds (contributed by Autumn)
fecal pellets
fewmets
flops (cow)
fly specks
frass (caterpillar)
free souveniers (horse, cow)
goat tobacco (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)
good luck (dog)
guano (bat, bird)
heifer dust
horse apples
horse balls
horse hockey
kagatzka (goat)
kitty bon bons (cat shit in the litter box that the dogs think is almond roca - contributed by Poopiegirl)
koeieflap (cow - Dutch)
land mines (dog - contributed by Timzx)
lawn sausage (dog)
leopard loaf
manure
meadow dressing (cow)
meadow muffins (horse, cow)
meadow pies (cow)
moose berries
mouse darbies
mouse pills
pasture paddies (cow)
pellets (rodent)
Polish frisbee (cow)
poodle paddies
prairie chips (buffalo, cow)
prairie fuel (buffalo, cow)
prairie pancakes (buffalo, cow)
prairie pastry (buffalo, cow)
presents (dog or cat poop found on the floor in the middle of the night -- contributed by Autumn)
rabbit balls
rabbit buttons
rabbit goobers (contributed by MidnightGlory)
rabbit jellybeans
rabbit marbles
rabbit raisins
road apples (horse) (Midwestern US - contributed by NelsonAnJeanette)
scat (contributed by Evan S.)
sheep buttons
sheep dip
smart pills (rodent, rabbit)
surface fuel (buffalo, cow)
tootsie rolls (dog) (contributed by CCITurlo)
vermidung (worm)
whitewash (bird)

Dingleberries (balls of fecal matter adhering to the hairs around the anus, either of animals or humans)

aarschgnoddle (Pennsylvania German)
army balls (contributed by Poopmaster)
clingons (Newfoundland)
chocolate chips (contributed by Cello6909)
cock monkeys (contributed by Keith from MA)
conkerbells (Newfoundland)
conkerbills (Newfoundland)
crusty clusters (contributed by Poopmaster)
dagoberries
dingcherries (contributed by HtsCheese)
dingle balls
dingleberries
dinkleberry (contributed by PorschFrk)
gollies (New Brunswick)
grobin (contributed by Floyd of California)
guffies
john doobies
klingons (contributed by Tommie)
mustangs
nibbits (contributed by Evan S.)
shit bollocks (British - contributed by Sarah and Kevin)
will-nots
winnets (British - contributed by Sarah and Kevin)
woven poop ("Woven poop is when poop gets caught on your bum hairs and weaves a mat." - contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)

Constipation

anal impaction
apathy of the anal sphincter
bound (Newfoundland)
bound up (Newfoundland)
bunged-up dinglebungus
call to stool (British medical jargon - contributed by Roberklib)
can't get the train out of the tunnel (contributed by A.J.)
clogged up (contributed by Mary S.)
colon congestion (contributed by Big Will)
comin' out sideways (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)
constipation
constipation poopie-allisation (contributed by Roberklib)
constipation proclamation (contributed by Abeoww99)
corked (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
dry heaves of the anus
far-from-poopin ("German" - contributed by Clay S.)
full of shit
ghost poopie (contributed by Abeoww99)
having one stuck sideways (contributed by Jesse B.)
having two Thanksgiving dinners (contributed by Big Will)
hung chow (contributed by Porchdance)
irregularity
log jam (contributed by Mary S.)
plugged up
pop-a-vein in the forehead poopy (contributed by Mary S.)
rectal congestion
redwoods (contributed by Mary S.)
the strains
stuck up

Miscellaneous Poop-Related Terms

Students in Erie, PA (late 1980s) refered to the waste-water treatment plant as "the shit factory."
Jill W. says that a person who works in a waste-water treatment plant is a "turd-herder."
Nelson A. refers to people who are pooping as "anal lumberjacks."
NakedEwok says that "crowning" is a word for an urgent need to poop.
Also in reference to the urgent need to poop is "I gotta shit NOW, buddy, I'm 3 cm dilated." This birth-related term was contributed by Matt the Catt, who says that you can increase the number of centimeters to indicate level of desperation.
And Breanne B. uses "touching cloth" to refer to this desperate need to defecate, from the sensation that the poop is already emerging and is in fact touching cloth. Robin T. says that in Canada, they say, "touching fabric."
Tom B. and his friends use the term "poopaltaneously" to describe two or more people pooping simultaneously, as in adjacent stalls in a public restroom.
Similarly, Jake refers to such simultaneous pooping in adjacent public stalls as a "drag race."
If someone is constipated, Poopmaster says, "Get the ass plunger!"
After a pigeon dropped one on Tommie's late grandfather, he supposedly said, "Birds sing to some people."
According to registered nurse James W., nurses use the term "Code Brown" to refer to the process of cleaning up patients and their surroundings after they have pooped in bed.
Ludicrousslim uses the term "ass-gasket" to refer to the sanitary paper you can lay down on the toilet seat in public restrooms.
A "bog moggy" is a cat that gets overly affectionate and pesters a person sitting on the toilet.

Terms That Refer to Poop, But Mean Something Else

A.J. points out that the expression "Shit a brick" means to be pissed off.
In Newfoundland, if you "shit-haul" your vehicle, it means you are treating it badly, like taking it where only a 4-wheel drive vehicle should go, or loading up the bed of a pick-up with too much weight.
Also from Newfoundland is the term "shit-baked," which means terrified.
"Shit-faced" means drunk.


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