Uncle Joe's got a horse flies through
the field;
Fox rides on his tail like an automobile!
Uncle Joe, good old Uncle Joe!
Uncle Joe took us out to the market
square,
And saw a whore, and start carousing
right there!
Uncle Joe, sweet Uncle Joe!
Uncle Joe is a man just full of
vim,
Ain't no one gal can satisfy him.
Uncle Joe, sweet Uncle Joe!
Uncle Joe take a bath once every
Fall,
Can't wash all over 'cause the
tub's too small!
Uncle Joe, sweet old Uncle Joe!
Uncle Joe sit down, what you got
on your mind?
"I ain't had no lovin' in a long,
long time."
Uncle Joe, sweet Uncle Joe!
Uncle Joe went to call on Betty
Bone,
He was too much man, so she sent
him on home.
Uncle Joe, good old Uncle Joe!
Uncle Joe sells cotton, bale by
bale,
And he'll buy anything that he
sees for sale.
Uncle Joe, sweet Uncle Joe!
Uncle Joe's no fool; he knows everything;
All the ladies said Joe sure can
shake that thing!
Uncle Joe, sweet Uncle Joe!
Published 9/9/99.
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